So A Girl Walks Into a Bar…

It’s dark.

She hasn’t seen her date in over 4 months and had only met him once before.

The bar is crowded.

She sees a man with short hair who she believes resembles her date.

She approaches and places her hand on his back.

“Hi. So sorry that I am late.”

He looks at her, but does not answer.

“I was running behind and thanks for waiting.”

He asks if he can buy her a drink.

“Yes. A margarita would be great. So, how long have you been waiting?”

He looks confused.

“Matt?”

“No.”

“Oh, Dear God! I am so sorry, I thought you were my date.”

“It’s quite alright.”

She dies of embarressment as her actual date in the corner of the bar witnesses the entire exchange.

“Did you forget what I look like or something?”

Recovery is deemed impossible.

First dates are the worst… especially if you are as rusty as I at them.

(Head under the pillow night).

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Amanda

August 28th, 2011 at 2:09 pm

So I used to read your blog when I you first started – and then somewhere along the way I lost it. So I am so excited to have found your blog again! PS – That story – while I am sure was mortifying – is hilarious. Hang in there!
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bermudaonion (Kathy)

August 28th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I would be mortified if that happened to me, but I can’t help but laugh.
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Pam (@iwriteinbooks)

August 28th, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Hahahahaha oh, dude, I mean, at least the first guy asked to buy you a drink! I’d say you were on a roll. And hey, if there ends up being a future with guy 2, it’s a GREAT story for later! I’ll still call you a stud in my book. ;O)
Menagerie

August 28th, 2011 at 11:01 pm

It was horrific! But, he did ask me out for Wednesday. I guess it wasn’t as bad as I recall it.
Kailana

August 29th, 2011 at 2:22 am

It will only get better.
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Jo-Jo

August 29th, 2011 at 7:13 am

At least it makes for an interesting story!
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