Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Bachelorette: Ali Gives Up Everything In Search Of… Love, A Recap of Last Night’s Episode May 24, 2010

My sister and I argued about how “fab” Ali was during the past season.  Truthfully, I was happy that Jake picked Vienna.  Although I liked Ali, I didn’t personify her as this super-awesome chick that I think much of America did.  But, I do pride myself on being open minded and I’d like to see what ABC offers up this season. 

After looking forward to the season premier, I discovered that the show seemed to drag on.  Usually I adore oohing-and-aawing over scrumptious babes, but these 25 men I did not find famously hot, intriguing, nor remotely worth two hours of my time.  I did, however come up with several questions about Ali since we last saw her on last season’s The Bachelor:

♥ Has she put in hair extensions? ♥

♥ Had Collegen pumped into her lower lip? ♥

♥ How much did ABC pay her to leave her job in San Fran? ♥

♥ Why does Chris Harrison keep calling her America’s Sweetheart? ♥

Shall we start off with my never-to-be-humble impression of the men:

Unfortunately, die-hard fans, there weren’t a ton of memorable moments from the premier, however I can share a few of the highlights… 

Overall, the scoop is that Roberto and Cape Cod Chris are the two at the end.  Rumors have it that two guys have girlfriends.  I am also guessing that it is Jesse (whamp whaa) that has ther mental issue (wrist cutting issue) that we see in the previews).  In any event, we’ll keep counting ‘em down week by week.

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