Tuesday, Apr 6, 2010

Annoyed and Cranky at Dancing With The Stars…

What the HELL is up with Dancing With the Stars This Season?

I don’t have the time nor capacity for a full, engaging and witty recap… but, I do have time to spout out my utter disappointment:

  • Nicole (aka Pussycat Dolls Lead Singer) has no business on this show.  She’s obviously an awesome dancer.  Putting her up against Buzz Aldrin or Kate Plus Eight is comparable to putting up a blind, one handed, no tongued person who always dreamt of cooking against Emmeril Laggase.   Give me a break!  They need to set some rules about who can and who cannot be on the show.  It’s totally unfair.  Look at this picture!

Anything you can do, I can do better...

  •  Kate Gosselin wearing some scary-ass make-up, with an 80′s-esque side pony-tail, attempting to do a Paso Doble to Paparazzi by Lady Gaga?  Close your eyes and imagine… it’s like as gross as being a straight woman and romantically kissing Bruno Tonlioni.

You could have kept all this, John!!!!

  • My girl Niecy Nash… who doesn’t love a girl who appreciates her “jiggly parts?”  I LOVE LOVE LOVE her.  Like Carrie Ann said, she is a very emotional dancer.  She and Louie Van Amstel did this forbidden love affair dance from the 60′s in the form of a waltz, which was okay.  But, then they get into preaching about black and white marraiges being illegal and gay marraige being illegal and they got way off track.  It was kinda distracting.  I hope they get back on track next week.

"Smooth as butter..."

  • Jake and Chelsie walked like Egyptians for their QuickStep and gave a good performance via a mediocre dance.  I just like seeing if Vienna is in the audience and what she is wearing.

"Do I remind you of Harrison Ford, Chelsie?"

  • Pamela (hide my wrinkles, watch me bite my fingers in a sexy way, listen to me flirt with Damian, look at my boobs) Anderson is a total trip.  Is she on some kind of testosterone or sex hormones?  Does she hit the dance floor just after sniffing pheremones?  I mean, the woman is so seemingly sexually charged the entire time.  Just dance Pammy-Whammy.  It’s okay.  Calm down.  Honestly.  It’s wierd!

"Tommy Lee liked my dance, but he didn't vote for me."

  •  What’s his face, the Olympian gold skater…. oh, Evan… he’s good.   I like his dance partner.  They came in first place.

"Does the mirror ball trophy count as another gold?"

  • Dug the heck out of Maks getting all kinky with his blindfold on his ESPN sportscaster Babe-A-Licious.  She’s one of my top 3 picks.  Like her.

"You must trust me, Erin..."

  • Buzz & Ashly… I wouldn’t mind watching them every week.  It’s the judges who I just wish would shut up.  Stop with all the patronizing and excuses.  Just let them dance, say something nice, give them the crappy score, and move on.  Stop being mean.  He knows he’s old!
What a great couple! They are playing father/daughter in this routine.

Doing the father, daughter dance...

  • Chad OchoCinco-Siete-Ocho-Nueve-Diaz did a fairly good job in his Paso Doble.  This fake crush on Cheryl is overdone and simply… LAME.

"That's right, woman!"

  • The soap star and Edyta will be in the bottom 2 tonite… sorry, Charlie!

"But, I am getting better..."

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  1. bermudaonion (Kathy)

    April 7th, 2010 at 5:47 am

    I agree with you – Nicole has no business in the competition. She may not have done ballroom dancing before, but she dances professionally. It’s painful to watch Kate – she needs to go and put everyone (including her) out of their misery.

  2. Lynne

    April 7th, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Oh my gosh, I am cracking up because you expressed my sentiments about each dancer exactly! I’ve never felt so much pain as I have watching Kate dance. I’d rather watch Buzz than her. At least he’s cute and sweet…and smiles. Oh well, too late. He’s gone. And Pamela is still in her Marilyn Monroe character from the other week, I think.

    Thanks for making me laugh today. I need to find someone else who watches this show so I can forward this post to them.

  3. Heather J.

    April 7th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    You’re right. If they are going to invite an 80+ yr old to be on a dance competition, they have to expect that he’s not going to do well. Be polite, score him fairly (ie. low) and move one. And I can’t stand Kate. My husband used to watch her show and loved it but I couldn’t stand here even then. And when she got Tony angry enough to quit last week, I lost my mind. TONY?! The always smiling, lots of fun, always encouraging dancer? And you made him want to quit?! Yeah, there is something wrong with you. PLEASE GO HOME!!!

    (rant over)

    :)
    .-= Heather J.´s last blog ..Baltimore’s CityLit Festival – Coming Soon!!! =-.

  4. Marie Burton

    April 7th, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Last night’s results show was the first time I have seen this. I have no idea who anyone is except for the old guy. Then at the end, when they said the name Kate, I was like O M G THAT’S KATE!?!?!?!
    tee hee
    Poor kids.
    .-= Marie Burton´s last blog ..HF Bloggers Round Table: Author Stephanie Cowell: Growing up to write a novel about Claude Monet (Giveaway!) =-.

  5. Kristen

    April 7th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    I clearly don’t get this show at all. I watched a small portion of it last night with my mom and thought it was dreadful. In that space of time though, even knowing I won’t be watching again, I thought Kate should be voted off the island. She was dreadful! No rhythm. No grace. Just brutally painful wooden walking around.
    .-= Kristen´s last blog ..Review: The Lunatic, the Lover, and the Poet by Myrlin A. Hermes =-.

  6. Rebecca

    April 11th, 2010 at 8:58 am

    I still don’t understand how Kate beat Shannen Doherty. I wanted Shannen to stay just because of her dad. And she did better than Kate. Who the hell is voting for Kate? STOP IT I SAY! JUST STOP! Ok, got that out of my system. I also think Nicole should not be on the show. She dances for a living, hello! I love Buzz. I love that he is 80 and dancing his little heart out. I wish the judges would cut him some slack. Of course he can’t dance like Nicole and Evan. He’s 80! I want to vote for him just cause he is awesome in his own right.

    You know what I wish they would do for next year? Instead of everyone voting for their favorite, have everyone vote for who they want to dance right off the freaking screen and go home already. Some people *cough, cough* Kate *cough* would be outta there.
    .-= Rebecca´s last blog ..READATHON Update 6- The End #readathon =-.


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