Tuesday, Jul 21, 2009

The Bachelorette: Men Tell All July 20, 2009

What Did I Learn In The  Men Tell All Episode?

1.  Jillian could care less about Tanner P.’s foot fetish.  She thinks the world of him and will defend him always.

2.  Kiptyn became Jillian’s baby giraffe on the rope course.  She fell for him even harder after he made her laugh so hard that she nearly “pee’d her pants.”

3.  Ed is an adorable drunk.

4. Reid cannot dance, whatsoever.

5. Kip is big into his charity.

6.  Jason and Molly are happy.  Jason thinks he is the source of everybody’s happiness after being “the bad guy.”

7.  Reid does not have a “former engagement.”  The Bachelorette producers are lying. 

8.  Wes is chicken-sh$t!

9.  The guys all feel that Jake pulled a “Mesnick” (aka crying over a balcony railing).

10.  Jake is not perfect.  He tells Sasha “F-U.”  (well, I abbreviated.)

11.  Man-Code is ridiculous, however David does look good with a beard.

12.  Juan puts David in his place by simply saying, “In terms of this ‘man-code thing,’ to me ‘man code’ is being a gentleman, being a man, being an adult… If getting drunk and being belligerent and threatening people… that’s not to me being a man.  Or, being inappropriate with Jillian and making her feel uncomfortable, who is our host, ultimately, and tugging at her n’ stuff, to me that’s not a man, so…”  (*Good grief… take an English lesson!*)

13.  David admits that perhaps his advances went awry and says that perhaps he went about it the wrong way.  I feel bad for David because he became the punching bag in Wes’ absence. 

14.  Jake will always have feelings for Jillian and he’d be honored to be the next Bachelor.

15.  If I never hear “Love.. It Don’t Come Easy” (by Wes) EVER AGAIN, it will be just fine with me.

16.  Jillian is fine with her nose just the way it is today.  Apparently, the nose job comments are too much.

17.  Jillian was as nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof in front of the men… and it showed!

18.  Mango-Mango is a real nail polish color and Jillian wore it for Tanner P.

19.  Ed farted at a rose ceremony.

20.  Reid does come back next week and is holding a ring.

21.  Tanner compares Jillian’s feet to J-Lo’s butt.  That’s ridiculous!  My feet are much prettier!  (*awww… I have such green eyes!*)

Here is what Jillian has to say about the episode:  http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/21/bachelorette-blog-jillians-take-on-men-tell-all/

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Here is what Chris Harrison had to say about the episode on his blog: http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/07/chris-harrison-blogs-the-bachelorette-episode-10.html

The Bachelorette:  Mmmmmm Maui and Mankinis

The Bachelorette:  The Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For… Wes Is Gone!

The Bachelorette:  Ed Is Back!  Jake To The Rescue!  Michael Is Straight Up In Love With Her!

It’s down to 2 and I’m dying to know what you think!

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