Monday, Mar 16, 2009

DWTS: Honey, Don’t Do the Dance… You’ll Hurt Yourself!

DWTS: THE RELENTLESS INJURIES

All we heard about tonight was injuries, injuries, injuries.  Too many boo-boo’s to mend and not enough patience on my part.  Tell me why Steve-O is doing a flip, granted without hands, that lands him on his back with a mike-pack in place?  Dumb.   

Here’s my nagging  and praising for this week’s couples:

I can’t stop staring at her plastic surgery.  It’s just too distracting.  What has happened to her super-groovy moves?  It’s like Susan Lucci and Priscilla Presley rolled into one.  Please, make it stop!

  How much did I love Chelsie’s pony tail and dress tonight?  TONS!  And, our lil’ cowboy is proving to buck-up and hang in there!  Good job, little bull rider!   Oh, and I read in People Magazine that Jewel had fractures in BOTH of her fibia.  Not good.

It’s really too bad that we merely got to view their dress rehearsal.  Lacey is just the coolest!  My bet is that they will be eliminated soon.  

So, Kathy Griffin did show up to support her friend Steve (very cool).  I can always appreciate a good Buddy Holly song, like Len.  But, what’s ruining this partnership are the stupid looks on Karina’s face.  No, Karina, you’re obviously not going to win.  Deal with it!  She’s actually ruining this partnership for me.

Clap.  Clap.  Clap.  Their partnership reminds me of when he danced with Sabrina (Cheetah Girls), who I believe is still his lady love.  They did a fine job.  I can’t wait to see her bust out of her shell a bit more and shake that caboose! 

That’s some salsa to add to my chips, baby!  Wooooo Whooo!  I really like both of these dancers.  Tony’s smile is made for a Bright Smile commercial and she is just so freakin’ sweet and cute.  Go! Go!  Like you!  Jason… you’re such a looooosa!

What color eye contacts will she wear next week?  Gag-a-roolie.  Cole hated her plaster-hair, as did I.  I just can’t stop yelling “convict” and “boooooo” at the t.v. whenever she is on.  I still can’t get over why she is allowed to be on this show and isn’t allowed to vote in a national election.   When will the torture end?

I liked the bottom half of Edyta’s dress, but am not sure what was going on up top, there.  Now, didn’t I say last week that he would be a “dark horse?”  Yes, yes I did.  See?  He’s moving right along… just like I planned… AAAHHH HA HA!

The ripping the shirt open at the end was total overkill for me.  We so didn’t need that to make the dance complete.  Us viewers, we’re smarter than you think.  We got the whole kryptonite/green thing.  Tossing the glasses would have been enough.  Still, I was tapping my feet and cheering them on.  However, all 9′s?  I would have given a round of 8′s.

 Dmitry is such great dancer and I loved him on So You Think You Can Dance.  I hate to see him voted off this season early, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make to get cotton hair head out of the competition.   However, kudos to her make-up artist.  I really liked her eyeshadow this week.  Oh?  The dancing?  Totally forgetful!

Her face is like Barbie-Skeletor.  Gynormous eyes glaring out of fembot hell.  Let’s lock her, Holly and Lil’ Kim in a room together with no make up for a week and make a fortune on that reality series.   Hurry… vote her off!

Kym is one of my favorite dancers.  I love her little curly hair in the rehearsals.  I loved loved loved her dress this week.  They got totally robbed with the scores this week and I think they deserved better than what they were awarded.  Have no fear, they are going nowhere!  I still say that they are one to watch.

Cole went on and on and on about how much she hated Julianne’s outfit.  It didn’t bother me that much.  But, this couple just gives me the yawns.  And, I must add that I love Julianne.  Maybe there will be a shift in the next week’s performance.

For more commentary on this week’s DWTS, visit Apooo’s Site… she’s got tons of good conversation on everything!

7 Comments