Thursday, Jan 15, 2009

This Week’s TV In Review

January 11th – January 17th

Jillian the Hot Dog Lady who keeps saying that it’s important to know what a man puts on his pork.

This week, I watched the 2-hour second episode of  The Bachelor on ABC.  There was a pool party followed by single dates and a group date.  Jillian’s date to the Disney Hall in LA was a bit barfy for me, because there is just something about that girl that I just can’t fully trust or relax about.  He also took Melissa out on a beach date that was followed by a ride on the GoodYear Blimp.  I like Melissa, actually and enjoyed watching their date.   There was a group date with shopping, dresses and another pool party.  Nothing really had me bouncing out of my seat on this date.  However, Raquel the Brazilian Stalker woman hid in Jason’s limo for when he came out of the house to get some one-on-one time with him.  I think she scared the pa-jeemers out of him.

Melissa the Ex-Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

Of course, major drama ensues on Elimination Night when Molly steals Jason away from a gal who didn’t have a date, nor a rose.  As Molly already had a rose and, hence, not any real urgency to have to “steal him away,” the women take issue and sides on the matter.  It was all pretty stupid.  The interesting thing was watching Erica scowl and make nasty faces with her boobies falling out of her dress and having to be camouflaged by the editor.  That dress definitely did not work.  So, we have the rose ceremony and he lets two gals go (including the Brazilian stalker chick) and Lisa left on her own due to cancer in the family.    Thank goodness, he kept Stephanie, whose daughter’s birthday is going to be on the next episode and we get to see Jason surprise her with her daughter on the beach (awww).  I really think that Stephanie is my favorite at the moment…

Nikki with her boobies always hanging out – Episode 1

Boobies showing again - Episode 2

Erica: They must have photo-shopped the heck out of this photo

Lauren: Yes, we all know how special you are... and that you need to be told that Jason is into you

Shannon: Can we learn anything else about you other than you memorized his MySpace page?

 After The Bachelor is a show called True Beauty produced by Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks.  It has these so-called “beautiful people” competing for America’s Greatest Beauty.  What, in the end, they are supposedly being judged on is whether their inner beauty matches their outer beauty.   You didn’t miss much if you missed this week’s episode.  Bill the GNC guy made protein shakes and won the challenge.  The strange blonde, Chelsae is still in the running… and apparently steals jeans from her roommate.  And, the blondie who brought “$40 thousand dollars worth of clothes” to the event was voted of for being “ugly on the inside.”  CJ, the beautiful black man with perfect DNA, was shoeless, however survived elimination.  He seems to be changing and being sweeter on the inside.  We’ll see.

The Spineless and Their Moms

The other Monday Night Madness show that I like is NBC’s Momma’s Boys produced by Ryan Seacrest.  The helicopter moms are still making complete fools of themselves.  Robb and Camilla get close.  Robb’s mother, the prejudice Jewish mother, basically gives Robb the order to dump Camilla.  Thank God that Robb has himself some huevos and stays true to his heart.  Mom cries… oh, how could he fodder with an African American girl?  Really!  Shut up!

But, she’s not the only prejudice mother, JoJo’s mom is still a complete idiot and cries the entire episode because “no woman will be good enough for my JoJo.”  First, maybe we should change his name so that it sounds more manly.  Anyhow, JoJo chooses his gal, who is just sweeter than pie, but wore the wrong dress for the date episode.  She kept having to pull it up because her boobies were falling out.  But, JoJo loves her and I like her too… don’t give in to Monster Godzilla Mother, JoJo. 

Michael is by-far the biggest idiot on the show.  He finally dumps Playboy bunny after having the most freaky make-out session on the beach ever filmed.  She looks like Tara Reed, and needs to fix her hair.  Anyway, he sticks with the two reasonable choices and bases his dump of the sand bunny on his mother (WIMP).  What they both don’t know is that the top choice is the Penthouse Pet of the Year and she’s going to share her secret only after Michael falls for her.  Whatever.   Reep what you sow.

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